Showing posts with label word on the street. Show all posts
Showing posts with label word on the street. Show all posts

10/03/2009

Design Defined

Kelly Wearstler, "interior designer"

OVERRATED - Anything that's given TOO much hype. The type of thing that, if you see it again, you're liable to check yourself into a mental institution.

High School Musical
Hannah Montana
Katherine McPhee

Three examples of overrated crap.

Honestly, if I hear anything about the three I just mentioned one more time, I'm gonna kick a baby.


CRAPTACULAR - Spectacularly crappy.

FUGLY - Short for fucking ugly.

SUCKY - Has the state of sucking to the max. Has a high degree of suckability.

CHUNDER -Chunder means to be sick. It originates from old seafareing days when sailers would get seasick and stick their head out of the porthole in their cabin. As they did this they would shout "Watch Under" to warn people in lower cabins of the forthcoming puke. Over the years this has evolved into chunder.

PUKEWORTHY - Something that makes you want to throw up on sight.

VOMITOUS - When a thing is so wrong it makes you nauseous.

ROFLMAO - This awesome accumulation of letters means Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off.

REDONKULOUS - 1. Significantly more absurd than ridiculous to an almost impossible extreme; without possibility of serious consideration.

2. Fitted to excite absolute ridicule; intentionally crazy and silly; completely absurd and laughable.

"Redonkulous" - as first popularized by the fictional character Seth Cohen on FOX's The O.C.

[Urban Dictionary]

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3/22/2009

21st Century Boogeymen

Zombie Bankers Attack - from: poli pic fun [flickr.com]

Zombie Company
1. A technically bankrupt company that is kept alive with large infusions of government money for the sake of "stability" in the U.S. financial system. 2. A large financial company with negative net worth that continues to operate, despite having no clear path to solvency. 3. The UnDead of Wall Street.
"AIG is the premier example of a zombie company -- kept alive only by $120 billion in federal bailout money. Apparently, it's considered too large to fail."

Lehman Sisters
Wives/girlfriends of recently-orphaned Lehman Brothers executives who bond to share their collective, unexpected fall down the socio-economic ladder.
Amande and Jane are now the Lehman Sisters 'cause the Devil took away their Prada when their boyfriends lost their jobs on Wall Street.

bad economy
An all-purpose excuse that people use during a recession to justify doing things that are below their usual standard. Often these things in reality have little or nothing to do with the economic circumstances.
Harry: "You took your girlfriend to Applebee's on Valentine's Day? Pretty weak." Larry: "Whatever man, I didn't have a choice. Bad economy."

[urbandictionary.com]