12/08/2008

Nuit Blanche

Guy playing with fire
Toronto Public Library


Circus of Dreams exhibit - just vintage posters on display here
TPL


Hundreds of people wondered what the presenters were talking about in this boring skit
TPL


A flute player & 10 people too tired to walk around anymore
St. Thomas Anglican Church


Royal Ontario Museum (ROM)
In the background is the original stone facade


Light show on the towering, stark white walls of the new wing
ROM


Just missed this music group - they actually sounded pretty good when I wandered in
ROM


DJ blasting out club music was the highlight of my evening
ROM


Painting, artist unknown - part of the Sobey Art Award Exhibit
ROM


Painting, same artist - kinda neat how it's split in two
ROM


Installation as part of the Sobey Art Award Exhibit - vast white space occupied by 2 objects, this one...



... & this one
ROM


Installation at the Ontario College of Art & Design (OCAD) - as one guy quipped behind me: Looks like __'s backyard (guffaws all around)


Installation
OCAD


Installation - steam came out of holes in the bust's head
OCAD


Installation - mushroom cap part of thing went up & down, up & down
OCAD


I call this installation Cuddle Puddle - actually, it was just a bunch of kids hanging out on the cushions
OCAD


Installation above an exhibit's doorway that was too crowded to get in to - word on the street was that I didn't miss much
OCAD


OCAD mural - part of the building, not the event


Outside OCAD - people milling about a tent covered in sheets of paper - no clue what the deal was here


OCAD installation - this was the only thing worth photographing


Outside OCAD - the faster the person pedalled the bike, the more clearly their image on the wall appeared to be riding a horse


Outside OCAD - the projector for the horse shadow thing


The new AMC centre at Yonge & Dundas Sts.


Eaton Centre on the right, at Yonge & Dundas Sts.


Into the Blue exhibit - walked several blocks in the cold to see a very large blue balloon (oh goody)
Eaton Centre


Into the Blue - it's alive!
Eaton Centre


15 Seconds by Daniel Olson
Dundas Square (cp24.com)


15 Seconds - artist shines a spotlight on random passersby (cp24.com)


Purified by Fire by Mathew Suib - projectors simulate the flames
(cp24.com)


Overflow by Michael de Broin - don't know how he did this & I wasn't going all the way to Liberty Village Park to see it
(cp24.com)


Into the Blue by Fujiwara Takahiro - yes, all you could do was stare at it



Waaay back in October, I ventured out into the chilly night air - felt like 4 degrees Celsius - to experience what I thought would be an interesting, stimulating evening of original art events & installations. I was wrong. Nearly 3 hours later, I was tired, achy & bored. My curiosity, this being my first Nuit Blanche, was quickly replaced by disappointment & resolve to not do this again until it undergoes some major changes.

Translated, Nuit Blanche means White Night or All-Nighter. Begun in Paris in 2002, this event has spread to other major cities like Montreal, Madrid & Copenhagen. Maybe New York hasn't followed suit because of the magnitude of the undertaking? It does appear to acquire major funding & effort on the part of organizers to host it. And yet when I attended, my only impression was: what a waste. A waste of money, time & energy. Worst of all, it was a waste of an opportunity to communicate something meaningful to (potentially) thousands of people.

Perusing the pics taken by journalists & event photogs, it appears there were some things worth seeing, but unless these guys communicated with each other throughout the night to keep up with what was going on where & when, I don't know how it was possible to catch it all. I surmise therefore, that they managed to photograph the entire event by employing several photogs set up in different locations around town taking hundreds, if not thousands of pics in order to whittle it all down to a handful of good ones for their official take on the event. Isn't this how photographic journalism works? Strung together, the most attractive pics imply that Nuit Blanche 2008 was a hit. Throw in a few quotes of praise and you've got a resounding success.

But it wasn't a success. The shows & installations were spread out too far apart across the city. The few I saw were mostly uninspiring & forgetable. I absolutely refuse to believe art sucks this hard in Toronto.
What's billed as an all-night event (officially ending around 5 am) was clearly not. The city was deserted long before that & if there was something going on in the wee small hours of the morning, how was anyone to know about it?

To the organizers, I say next year, please confine Nuit Blanche to a 2-block radius - no more following aimlessly crowds to the point of no return. Also, invite only the best & brightest of the local art scene. Consider it this way - it'll be much cheaper & who doesn't love a bargain, right?

The consensus seems to be that if you attended Nuit Blanche this year & had a great time witnessing wonderful art, then you were among the few & very far between. If that was the case, can I tag along with you next year?


LINKS

Wikipedia's Nuit Blanche

Nuit Blanche official site

NOW Magazine slide show

Project Blinkenlights

How to Improve Nuit Blanche

Comments on Nuit Blanche 2008

Nuit Blanche 2006 - It Actually Worked!
Most Adorable Thing Ever - The dancing police officers outside OCAD. What was amazing about them was that they weren't showing off, they were just gently tangoing with skill and ease. If this is what all the police officers were like, it is seriously doubtful that crime would even exist.

12/04/2008

Fave TV


Sex and the City
>Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free 'til they find someone just as wild to run with them.
>(Samantha) You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin.
>(Carrie to Big) Don't you want to stand still with me?
>The only thing worse than a liar is a bad liar.
>(Samantha) I love you, but I love myself more.
>(Carrie) Where's the line between professional girlfriend and just professional?
>(Charlotte, on adopting a Chinese orphan) I cannot believe this is finally happening. I hope nothing goes wrong.
(Anthony) Well, if it does, I know some gays who got a Guatemalen kid for like five bucks.
>(Miranda) Whatever happened to aging gracefully?
(Carrie) It got old.
>(Charlotte, on seeing the tacky floral arrangement at Miranda's mother's funeral) They were supposed to say 'I'm sorry, I love you' not 'You're dead, let's disco!'





Law and Order
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.
>(guy 1) So what you're saying is cash trumps merit every time.
(guy 2) And twice on Sundays.
>(Ben Stone) Anyone who dances with the devil believes they can walk away. You can't.
>(Det. Briscoe) I specifically asked for him to be put on suicide watch. Apparently here at Riker's that means they watch you commit suicide.
>(Schiff) Clarence Darrow had Leopold and Loeb, and who do we have?
(McCoy) Beavis and Butthead.
>(McCoy) I remember how hard it was when I realized my father was a son of a bitch. I can't imagine what it must be like when you realize you raised one.


Law and Order: Criminal Intent
>(Carter, on guy who can't stop donating his organs to do-gooders) He gives new meaning to "Giving 'til it hurts."
(Det. Goren) He gives because he hurts.
Set Tour



The King of Queens
>(Deacon to Doug, who's intimidated by a tough waitress) When I look in her eyes, I see you dead.
>(Arthur) Why can't you be more like Rain Man?
>(Doug) No longer being Mastercard's bitch? Priceless!
>(Doug) I'm going to come up with something so romantic and heartfelt it's gonna make you feel like a piece of crap! A piece of crap!
>(Doug, watching Gilligan's Island) Oh my god. I'm fatter than the Skipper.
>(Doug) You know what I really love about being married to you?
(Carrie) Not having to pay for sex?
>(Carrie) You hired a dog walker to walk my father?!?
>(Doug) Now, you just think real, sexy thoughts, all right?
(Carrie) Ok. Like what?
(Doug) Um, think of Alyssa Milano.
(Carrie) Huh?
(Doug) She's hot, plus her last name's a cookie.


Dead Famous
Seeking the ghosts of Bonnie and Clyde


The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
>(Jon) The only time I'd listen to Dick Cheney's advice is if I had a dead hooker in my hotel room. (Imitating Cheney) Don't worry - waaah - I know a guy.
>(Jon, on Hillary glowering at the State of the Union address) That look is where boners go to die.
>(Jon, regarding the lawsuit against Napster) The judgement marks a key victory for the recording industry in its aggressive battle against poor high school students and fun.
>(Jon, at the Academy Awards) I do have some sad news to report. Bjork could not be here. She was trying on her Oscars dress and Dick Cheney shot her.


CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
>(Warrick) Who brings a gun to a knife fight?
(Gil) The winner?
>(Sara) Dead body! Bonus.
>(Gil) Amazing how the sight of blood can clear a room.
>(Nick) There's a sucker born every minute.
(Gil) Yeah, and they all come to Vegas.
>(Gil) I can't tell whether he's brilliant or nuts.
(Capt. Brass) Sound familiar?
>(Gil) It was in the days of public hangings that people first noticed that men would get erections and sometimes even ejaculate. They called it "The Killer Orgasm."
>(Gil admits to a mistake) What?
(Nick) Well, it's just that most people don't admit to being wrong.
(Gil) I'm wrong all the time. It's how I get to "right".
>(Sara) Is there truly no place left in Las Vegas without slot machines?
>(Catherine) The thing that makes a fantasy great is the possibility it might come true. And when you lose that possibility it just...kinda...sucks.


Crossing Over with John Edward
Demystifying John Edward of Crossing Over



The Colbert Report
Peter Earnest introduces Stephen to rectal concealment devices at the International Spy Museum: And You Are?


Charlie Rose
>(Richard Haas) America coughed and everyone caught a cold.
>(featuring the play, Frost Nixon) Kissinger felt sadness for the awkwardness of this man (Nixon). (Nixon was) terribly uncomfortable in his body and around women.
>(Michael Beschloss, author of Presidential Courage, quotes John Adams) Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war.




30 Rock
>(Jack to Liz) I like you. You have the boldness of a much younger woman.
>(Tracy) I'm not on crack! I'm straight up mentally ill!
>(Liz sticks bills in a stripper's g-string) This is for computer classes!
>(Liz) You don't know anything about me.
(Jack) You weigh 127 lbs...(looks her up and down)...yeah.
>(Liz, reading pill bottle's label) May cause dizziness, sexual nightmares and sleep crimes.
(Jack) It's very good.
>(Kenneth) Oh, I don't believe in hypothetical situations, Mr. Donaghy. That's like lying to your brain.
>(Kenneth) Let me interject - I'm also a white man...
(Jack interrupts) No, you are not. Socially-economically speaking, you're more like an inner city latina.


Two and a Half Men
>(Charlie) There's a big difference between meaningless and degrading.
>(Herb's sister, in hideous brown bridesmaid dress) Should I wear it or have a vet check it for worms?
>(Charlie) What did she say about me?
(Herb's sister) Well, if she's telling the truth, we really shouldn't be drinking out of the same cup.
>(Alan) Are you ok?
(Charlie) I never know until I sober up.
>(Alan) You can't quit poverty, Charlie.
>(Rose to Charlie) That's one of the things I love about you: you discard women regardless of their financial status.


The Hour
>(environmentalist David Suzuki) Wal Mart's economy is bigger than some countries'.
>(Reverend Tony Campolo, former spiritual advisor to Bill Clinton and author of Red Letter Christians) To be Christian is to reach out to people who hurt.
>(Chris Gardner, the inspiration for the movie The Pursuit of Happyness) Baby steps count too.



Life's a Trip
>(Andrew Anthony on vacation in Turks and Caicos) Is that the conch's winkie?
>(Andrew on a deserted island) That's one beautiful sunset...and I'm the only one here to see it.





Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations
>(Anthony in Berlin) Apparently, there's nothing more quintessentially German than a good Turkish meal.
>Actually, I hate cabaret! It's like open mic night...in hell!