No - not him. He's a turd.But for me, the perfect man would have BJ's face, hair and body. As well as...
...George Clooney's debonair sex appeal...
...Clive Owen's smoldering air of mystery...
...Daniel Day-Lewis' poetic soul...
...Patrick Bateman's sense of entitlement...
...Rahm Emanuel's "Don't fuck with me" attitude...
...Marcus Samuelsson's culinary skills...
...Bill Clinton's down-home Southern charm...
...Jon Stewart's intellectual humour...
...Paul Rudd's goofy sensibility...
...and if he can sing like Chris Cornell? OMG, I'm his.
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